Angry Little Fish

Somewhere I Belong

I am ALF and I am an angry little fish.

You see, my creative owner has unhinged me from my cosy little tank and instead put me into an experimental environment in a bid to find my optimal habitat. Of course, you, being the clever and understanding person that you are, know instantly that a tank and a stone bubble is all that I crave for.

Sadly, not so for my creative owner.

Here you will find me in all the various habitat that he has decided to put me into, and rest assured, I have not been harmed in all these events — and slowly, I have grown to like these challenges and even actually enjoy them. But I’m not showing any smiley face of approval just yet.

I guess I’ll continue my great act! I’ve always wanted to be an actor and I think I’ve acted pretty well. You don’t think so? Well then head down to the posts within these pages and judge for yourselves then.

Warning, not for the faint hearted.

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'Whayt you looking at?' Mini Stickers

Thanks to the folks at Stick Anything Lah, I hereby declare today the official 'paste a sticker' day!

The stickers look real cute too. I can't wait to paste them all over the place now!

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May 31, 2009

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May 25, 2009

Micro waves. Geddit?

I make micro waves with my micro fins. Guess where I'm in?.... A MICROWAVE!